You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
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I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
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If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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