I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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