She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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