quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
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I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
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Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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