Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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