But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
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I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
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The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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