Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
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i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
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After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP