she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours