i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
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Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
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Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
i need some magic done to my vagina
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
its like you know when i get waxed