im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
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he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
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I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.