everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
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Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
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Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
he's single and there are thong briefs.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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