dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
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This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
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Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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