I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
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Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
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Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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