I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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