You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
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It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
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Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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