I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
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all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
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But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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