Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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