Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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