if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Fuck appropriateness.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
You're a waste of cheezeits
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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