so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
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Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
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His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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