How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
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I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
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Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
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