And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
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he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
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These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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