Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
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First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
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The feeling are messing with the penis
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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