When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
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