How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Randomize
