Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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