i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
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I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
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After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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