Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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