Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
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Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
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I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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