Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
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she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
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speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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