All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Randomize
