Its about making memories worth repressing
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
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Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
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Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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