BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
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It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
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She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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