Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
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Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
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How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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