so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
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This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
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I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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