just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
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he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
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Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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