Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
two words: eviction party
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
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I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
organizing the empties. That sober.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
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Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.