Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
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He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
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Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
My vagina just clenched in fear
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