is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
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I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
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He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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