People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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