My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
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Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
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I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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