The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
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Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
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I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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