I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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