it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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