Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
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I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
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I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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