dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
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the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
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I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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