the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
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Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
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We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I touched a dick in church today
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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