Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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