I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
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She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
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she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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