Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
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ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
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Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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