yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
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Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
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Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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