There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
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I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
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...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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